life is screwed, so drink up

life is what you make it, so either use it to make you happy or use it to make someone else happy, when you can do both life is complete and you will be truly happy
New members of the family!

New members of the family!

thinking of changing my name to freshtesticles, but not 100% sure, what do you think?

lastofthetimeladies:

imagine if people were magnetically attracted to each other by varying degrees depending on how compatible they were so you’d just be walking down the street and you’d see bodies flying all over the place

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